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+$131.67
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+8.44%
Portfolio
$1.69K
Cash
$1.76
SPY
SPY $850 call Sep 18 2026 · 100 shares
+191.13%
$180.50
ASML
ASML $1,290 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
-30.50%
$125.10
NOVAQ
NOVAQ $10 call Dec 19 2025 · 100 shares
+0.00%
$125.00
AMD
AMD $340 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
-8.64%
$100.50
SPY
SPY $860 call Jan 15 2027 · 100 shares
-23.60%
$97.00
AMD
AMD $350 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
-6.02%
$87.40
CSCO
CSCO $80 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
-7.11%
$83.60
NVDA
NVDA $290 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
-5.18%
$80.60
ASML
ASML Holding · 0.12 shares
-1.26%
$80.00
MSTR
MSTR $22 put Jun 18 2026 · 100 shares
-4.37%
$76.50
MSFT
Microsoft · 0.14 shares
-1.46%
$74.12
NUE
Nucor · 0.49 shares
+1.18%
$67.86
SPY
SPY $900 call Jan 15 2027 · 100 shares
-3.79%
$63.50
SPY
SPY $765 call Mar 20 2026 · 100 shares
-3.02%
$61.10
TSLA
TSLA $20 put Dec 17 2027 · 100 shares
-7.00%
$46.50
WMT
WMT $145 call Jun 18 2026 · 100 shares
-16.00%
$44.50
JNJ
Johnson & Johnson (J&J) · 0.26 shares
+0.04%
$44.21
AMGN
Amgen · 0.14 shares
-0.48%
$42.85
SCHD
Schwab US Dividend Equity · 1.55 shares
+0.49%
$41.42
HD
Home Depot · 0.1 shares
+1.21%
$40.46
XOM
Exxon Mobil · 0.31 shares
-0.20%
$33.17
LUNR
LUNR $37 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
+47.22%
$26.50
SPY
SSgA Active Trust S&P 500 ETF · 0.03 shares
-0.51%
$18.73
GLD
SPDR Gold Trust · 0.05 shares
+0.08%
$14.93
COIN
COIN $680 call Aug 15 2025 · 100 shares
+227.50%
$13.10
XLI
XLI $200 call Jan 16 2026 · 100 shares
+122.00%
$11.10
KO
KO $95 call Jun 18 2026 · 100 shares
-28.60%
$10.00
ETH
Energy Transfer LP Common Units · 0.02 shares
-2.72%
$0.55